Little Bastard
Having been informed of the infamous massacre by the dog Little Bastard, La Caterva prepares to counterattack relying on shady acquaintances. How will it end? Here is the prequel by Massimobruschi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4MKxYCHi5E
Elias & Salomè in THE CATRIX
«You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up a dog and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Felineland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.» Will Salomè “the clumsy” convince Elias “the dandy” and the whole Caterva to rise against […]
Salomè aka MALEFICAT
MalefiCAT is a pure-hearted cat who defends La Caterva from invaders. But one day, Elias Wilfred’s betrayal turns her heart into a piece of ice. La Caterva is thrilled with this re-interpretation of The Sleeping Beauty. Elias makes fun of the giant horns that Salomè shows off with great style… Angelina Jolie in Maleficent
Elias aka CATHUSELAH
Methuselah is the famous biblical ancestor. It is said that he died at the age of 969 and lived longer than all the characters mentioned in the Bible. Since La Caterva needed to elect the wisest of the horde, Elias “the dandy” was asked to impersonate the long-lived CATriarch CAThuselah. He didn’t have it repeated […]
Salomè aka RAFFAELLA CATRA’
Aware that Salome almost always has the less seductive roles to play, while Elias has the more charismatic ones, La Caterva offers her the chance to take on the role of the popular showgirl, singer, dancer, actress and TV host Raffaella CATrà. With her timeless bob hair, Salome never misses the opportunity to incite her […]
Elias aka LEONARDO DI CATRIO
Elias “the dandy” in the role of Leonardo di CATrio receives the Oscat as best leading actor of La Caterva. Already acclaimed as a wolf (of Wall Street), Di Catrio has won the most prestigious award. On the occasion of the national day of the cat, he dedicates his trophy to the 7.5 million nonconformist […]
Elias aka PLASTICAT
By showing exceptional awareness of the environment and following all the debates on eco-sustainability, Elias “the dandy” has become completely plasticised. The whole Caterva is united around PlastiCAT and his cause, with the exception of Salomè “the clumsy”, who didn’t miss the opportunity to use her versatile partner as a bag for her daily shopping! […]
Elias aka CATILLE LAURO
Unable to resist the call of the glittering gold jumpsuit, Elias “the dandy” performs a controversial portrayal of singer CATille Lauro at the Sanremo Festival. To the general astonishment of La Caterva and the declared disgust of Salome “the clumsy”, the dandy has commented to the press: “I don’t care”! Achille Lauro
Salomè aka MOSCAT
A true lover of David Cronenberg’s masterpieces, Salomè “the clumsy” offers La Caterva another excellent hybrid disguise: mosCAT (“mosca” means fly in Italian). Master in arousing loathing with her monstrous physiognomy, but also skilful in downplaying it, she is undoubtedly the queen of disgust. Thus, to the “compound” eyes, she adds a threatening swatter to complete […]
Elias aka CATTON CANDY
Get ready with a dose of insulin for this sweet interpretation of Elias “the dandy” in the role of CATton Candy !! Properly backcombed, the dandy won the first prize in the field of desserts for La Caterva. Will Salome be able to resist such gluttony? cotton candy
